(Capo on 4th) 
 
       
 
                        
If I were you, & I wish that I were you 
                         
All the things I d do  to make myself turn blue 
                          
I suppose    I d start by removing all my clothes 
                   
Tie my pantyhose    around my neck 
 
 
                                        
I ll be that girl  and you would be right over 
                                    
If I were a field  you would be in clover 
                                    
If I were the sun  you would be in shadows 
                               
And if I had a gun  there d be no tomorrows 
 
                 
If you will not have me as myself 
                                                         
Perhaps as someone else   perhaps as you I ll be worth noticing 
                
Then even a eunuch won t resist 
                         
The magic of a kiss from such as me 
                                        
I ll be that girl & you would be right over 
                                  
If I were a field you would be in clover 
                                  
If I were the sun you would be in shadow 
                               
And if I had a gun there d be no tomorrow 
 
 
 
                                               
It s time to kick off your shoes  learn how to choose sadness 
                                                            
It s time to throw off those chains  addle our brains with madness 
                              
Cause we got plenty of time to grow old and die 
                                                                  
But when at last your beauty s faded you ll be glad that I have waited for you 
 
     
 
                           
When you re done with being beautiful & young 
                              
When that course is run, then come to me 
 
                                         
I ll be that girl - and you would be right over 
                                  
If I were a field, you would be in clover 
                                  
If I were the sun, you would be in shadow 
                               
And if I had a gun, there d be no tomorrow 
              
There d be no tomorrow 
              
There d be no tomorrow 
              
There d be no tomorrow 
              
There d be no tomorrow