[Verse 1]
She was looking at shoes on Amazon
Her pop-up ad said find anyone
She thought about the first boy that she loved
Just a couple clicks and there he was
[Verse 2]
That night she sent a friend request
The next day she sat down at her desk
And four simple words âHey, how you been?â
And she felt 17 again
[Chorus]
And thatâs the thing about Facebook friends
It doesnât matter how long itâs been
Someone you never thought youâd ever see again
And suddenly youâre Facebook friends
[Verse 3]
They started out just catching up
That led to meeting him for lunch
For long theyâre meeting in some bar
For long theyâre kissing in some car
[Chorus]
And thatâs the thing about Facebook friends
It doesnât matter how long itâs been
Someone you never thought youâd ever see again
And suddenly youâre Facebook friends
[Bridge]
Oh if there was anybody else
She d be sittinâ In Judgement
Thinking they should be ashamed of themselves
For Godâs sakes youâve got a husband and a minivan
And this was not part of a plan
[Verse 4]
She fantasized theyâd start a new life
Heâd finnaly up and leave his wife
But one day she turned her laptop on
And his whole profile page was gone
And thatâs the thing about Facebook friends