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When a freight train jumps off a track
And rolls down my road
And it s summer time in Texas
And they re playing in the snow
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When politicians everywhere stop telling lies
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And only state the facts
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Right then, that s when
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I ll take you back
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Let s say I get bucked off a bull and fall and hit my head
And then I get amnesia and forget the things you said
() ()
I lose my better judgment and I take up smoking crack
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Right then, that s when
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I ll take you back
[Chorus]
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Go on keep trying
()
Come on keep calling
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You know I like it
()
When you come crawling
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It s like music
()
To hear you bawling
() () () () ()
Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa
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When Donald Trump takes a part time job parking cars
When Clint Eastwood does ballet in a big pink leotard
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And a donkey wins the Derby as he takes his victory lap
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Right then, that s when
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I ll take you back
[Repeat chorus]
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The day that old morning sun rises in the west
And they pass a law in L.A. banning artificial breasts
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When cars can run on water, gasoline and oil ain t worth jack
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Right then, that s when
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I ll take you back
[Repeat chorus]
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It s like music
()
To hear you bawling
() () () () ()
Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa