Brad Paisley - Those Crazy Christians
I couldn t find the chords for this song anywhere so I worked it out myself. This
is my first tab, so any suggestions/corrections are welcome.
Standard Tuning/No Capo
Chord Progression:
Those crazy Christians, I was gonna sleep in today
But the church bells woke me up and theyâre a half a mile away
Those crazy Christians, dressed up drivinâ down my street
Get their weekly dose of guilt before they head to Applebeeâs
They pray before they eat and they pray before they snore
They pray before a football game and every time they score
Every untimely passing, every dear departed soul
Is just another good excuse to bake a casserole
Those crazy Christians, go and jump on some airplane
And fly to Africa or Haiti, risk their lives in Jesusâ name
No, they ainât the late night party kind
They curse the devilâs whiskey while they drink the Saviorâs wine
A famous TV preacher has a big affair and then
One tearful confession and heâs born again again
Someone yells hallelujah and they shout and clap and sing
Itâs like they canât wait to forgive someone for just about anything
Those crazy Christians
Instead of being outside on this sunny afternoon
Theyâre by the bedside of a stranger in a cold hospital room
And every now and then they meet a poor lost soul like me
Whoâs not quite sure just who or what or how he ought to be
They march him down the aisle and then the next thing that you know
They dunk him in the water and here comes another one of those crazy Christians
They look to heaven their whole life
And I think what if theyâre wrong but what if theyâre right
You know itâs funny, much as Iâm baffled by it all
If I ever really needed help, well you know who Iâd call
Is those crazy Christians