The Professor (Live at Cornucopia Café, Dublin)
Capo 3
Hello everyone. This is also largely not my tab, but copy pasted and then changed
to show the entire song from beginning to end, and from what I ve seen Damien
himself play live. Note that the french part of the song isn t tabbed as Damien
plays it but the chord combination still works. Also note that the G7 chord isn t
a G7 chord but a slightly altered one because I couldn t find the right name for it.
x 3 2 0 1 0
/ x 2 0 0 1 0
0 0 2 2 1 0
3 2 0 0 1 0
1 3 3 2 1 0
1 3 3 2 1 0
3 5 5 4 3 0
Am6/9 5 7 7 5 0 0
0 2 0 1 3 0
Well I don t know if I m wrong
/
Cause she s only just gone
Here s to another relationship
Bombed by excellent breed of gamete disease
I m sure when I m older I ll know what that means
/
Cried when she should and she laughed when she could
Here s to the man with his face in the mud
And an overcast play just taken away
From the lover’s in love at the center of stage, yeah
Loving is fine if you have plenty of time
For walking on stilts, at the edge of your mind and
Loving is good if your dick s made of wood
And the dick left inside, only half understood her
What makes her come and what makes her stay
What makes the animal run, run away, yeah
What makes him stall, what makes him stand
(mute)
And what shakes the elephant now and what makes a man
/9
I don t know, I don t know, I don t know
/9
No I don t know you anymore
No, no, no, no...
Oh yeah... Hey hey, hey hey...
I don t know if I m wrong
Cause she’s only just gone
Why the is this day taking so long
I was a lover of time and once she was mine
I was a lover indeed, I was covered in weed
Cried when she should and she laughed when she could
Well closer to God is the one who s in love
And I walk away cause I can
Too many options may kill a man
Loving is fine if it s not in your mind
But I ve ed it up now, too many times
Loving is good if it s not understood
Yeah, but I m the professor and feel that I should know
What makes her come and what makes her stay
What makes the animal run, run away and
What makes him tick apart from him prick
And the lonelier side of the jealousy stick
/9
I don t know, I don t know, I don t know
No I don t know, I don t know, I don t know
/9
No I don t know, I don t know, I don t know, know, know
/9
Hell I don t know you anymore
No, no, no no...
Oh yeah... Hey hey...
Well I don t know if I m wrong
Cause she s only just gone
Here s to another relationship
Bombed by my excellent breed of gamete disease
I finished it off with some French wine and cheese
La fille danse
/
Quand elle joue avec moi
Et je pense que je l aime des fois
Le silence, n ose pas dis-donc
Quand on est ensemble, mettre les mots
Sur la petite dodo
La da da da
/
Da da da
La da da
Da da da
La da da (x2)