Intro: (4x)
Photo - graphs of fancy tricks,
To get your kicks at sixty six,
He thinks of all the lips that he licks,
And all the girls that he s going to fix!
She gave a little flirt, gave her - self a little cuddle,
But there s no place here for the mini-skirt waddle,
Capi - tal punish - ment, she s last years model,
They call her Na - tasha when she looks like Elsie,
...I don t want ...to go to ...Chelsea!
Oh, no, it does not move me,
Even though I ve seen the movie,
I don t want to check your pulse,
I don t want no - body else,
I don t want to go to Chelsea!
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Every - body s got new orders,
Be a nice girl, and kiss the warders,
Now the teacher is a - way,
All the kids be - gin to play!
(2x)
Men come sceaming, dressed in white coats,
Shake you very gently by the throat,
One s named , one s named Alfie,
...I don t ....want to ...go to ...Chelsea!
Oh, no, it does not move me,
Even though I ve seen the movie,
I don t want to check your pulse,
I don t want no - body else,
I don t want to go to Chelsea!
(4x)
Photo - graphs of fancy tricks,
To get your kicks at sixty six,
He thinks of all the lips that he licks,
And all the girls that he s going to fix!
She gave a little flirt, gave her - self a little cuddle,
But there s no place here for the mini-skirt waddle,
Capital punishment, she s last years model,
They call her Na - tasha when she looks like Elsie,
...I don t want ...to go to ...Chelsea!
Oh, no, it does not move me,
Even though I ve seen the movie,
I don t want to check your pulse,
I don t want no - body else,
I don t want to go to Chelsea!
Intro: (4x)