Intro:
Way down among Brazilians
Coffee beans grow by the billions
So they ve got a lotta extra cups to fill
They ve got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil
You cant get cherry soda
cause they ve got to fill that quota
And the way things are Ill bet they never will
They ve got a zillion tons of coffee in Brazil
No tea or tomato juice
You ll see____no potato juice `cause
The planters down in Santos all say no no no?
The politicians daughter
Was accused of drinking water
And was fined a great big fifty dollar bill
They ve got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil
You date a girl and find out later
She smells just like a percolator
Her perfume was made right on the grill
Why they could percolate the ocean in Brazil
And when their ham and eggs need savor
Coffee ketchup gives em flavor
Coffee pickles way outsell the dill
Why they put coffee in the coffee in Brazil
No tea or tomato juice
You ll see____no potato juice `cause
The planters down in Santos all say no no no?
So you add to the local color
Serving coffee with a crawller
Dunking doesn t take a lot of skill
They got an awful lot of coffee
an awful lot of coffee, man they
got a gang `o coffee in Brazil