Intro:     
I m the only one down here
Who s got nothing to say
About the war
Or the rice
                                     
That keeps going astray on its way to Bombay.
                                   
The smog that keeps polluting up our shores
   
Is boring me to tears.
                             
Why don t you call me, Miss O Dell?
I m the only one down here
Who s got nothing to fear
From the waves
Or the night
                                    
That keeps rolling on right up to my front porch.
                                
The record player s broken on the floor,
    
And Ben, he can t restore it.
                         
Won t you call me, Miss O Dell?
          
I can tell-lll you
        
Nothing new
                    
Has happened since I last saw you.
And I m the only one down here
Who s got nothing to say
About the hip
Or the dope
                                     
Or the cat with most hope to fill the Fillmore.
                                   
Your pushing, shoving, ringing on my bell
   
Is not for me tonight.
                             
So, won t you call me, Miss O Dell?