CHORUS
                            
         All my Ex s live in Texas
                                              
         And Texas is the place I d really love to be
                             
         All my Ex s Live in Texas
                                              
         And that s why I hang my hat in Tennessee
                                    
         Rosanna s down in Texarkana wanted me to push her broom
                                                         
         Sweet Eileen s in Abilene, she forgot I hung the moon
                                     
         And Allison s in Galveston, somehow lost her sanity
                                                      
         And Dimples, who now lives in Temple s got the law lookin 
         For me
         (Chorus)
         (Instrumental)
         
         I remember that ole three hole river
         
         Where I learned to swim
                
         But it brings to mind another time
                                 
         Where I wore my welcome thin
                                      
         By Transedental Meditation I go there each night
                                         
         But I always come back to myself, long before daylight
         (Chorus)