CHORUS
It s () time to take my () drunk ass () home
I drank all the whiskey And my () money s all () gone
Hit on () all the girls Sang () every () song
It s time to take my () drunk ass () home
Well, I () worked all week so () I could come () here
Have a good time and an ice cold () beer
But one turned to ten and () ten turned to () twenty
And twenty plus and empty bottle s () too damn many
Repeat Chorus
Well it seems that I ve misplaced my shirt
I can t find my keys for all this parking lot dirt
My fall back plan has done got sad
Cause my ex-girlfriend ain t lookin half bad
Repeat Chorus
() I sucker punched my best friend
And the () bouncer head locked me, onstage with the band ()
I look like hell I feel like s**t ()
I think it s time I () call it quits
Key Change
It s () time to take my () drunk ass () home
I drank all the whiskey And my () money s all () gone
Hit on () all the girls Sang () every () song
It s time to take my () drunk ass () home
It s () time to take my () drunk ass () home
I twisted up my ankle Can t () find my cell () phone
Yeah my () lip s all busted And my () buzz is () gone
It s time to take my () drunk ass () home
If () ya ll agree Then () sing along
It s () time to take my () drunk ass () home () ()