[Verse 1]
Slime Princess, you re alright!
Flame Princess, you re okay.
Wildberry Princess could be better.
All of the princesses are pretty alright, but...
[Chorus]
Oh, Bubblegum!
You look like a lot of fun!
I m right outside!
And that is how I know.
Hey, princess, did you get my text?
With a picture of my awesome gun-show!
[Verse 2]
I m also working on my pecs!
If you like, I ll send ya a picture of that, too.
[Chorus]
Oh Bubblegum, I really need someone
Or anyone, pretty much anyone...
I m so alone! Won t somebody tell me what s wrong with me!?
Anybody? Anybody? Anybody! Anybody!