Sorry I m late, guys
Got a lot on my plate, guys
It s hard to juggle work and life
You see, tonight is date night
You guys can relate, right
Gotta do this thing with the wife
I know I seem like I am a real tough guy, man
But I m actually pretty shy, man
I do crime to provide for my family, no one else
These bombs ain t gonna sell themselves
Somebody s gotta do it
(You get it, right?)
So it might as well be me
They say do what you re good at, and I m good at this
But I wouldn t do it for free
This is just a job and I do it
To provide for my family
Because somebody s gotta do it
So it might as well be me
N.C.
Can t you see
How much I enjoy this
I d never avoid this
Cause buddy I m a different breed
This is my calling
And though it s appalling
I love making people bleed
They say that everybody s gotta make a living
But I m just happy killing
It s so fulfilling
Some people need to die and I m happy to help
These people ain t gonna kill themselves
Somebody s gotta do it
So it might as well be me
They say to do what you love
And I love doing this
Hell, I d even do it for free
This is my job and I do it
Very very passionately
Somebody s gotta do it
So it might as well be me