Country Jesus (Cuming and Myalls: Mung Records, © 2003)
Chorus:
Well! If Country Jesus fought City Jesus he d win
If Country Jesus fought City Jesus he d win
Cuz all City Jesus ever really does is sin
Verse1:
He stays up all night drinking and carousing
Yeah he stays up all night just drinking and carousing
And when the morning comes around he ll still be up rough housing
Chorus:
Verse 2:
God was gay he never slept with Mary
God was a homo he never slept with Mary
Well I m not one for gossip but some say Jesus was a fairy
Up up the poop chute here comes Jesus
Up up the poop shoot here comes God
You re not gonna be spared the divine rod
Chorus:
End