I m at a nandos trying to paul home
All of my change I spent on Lou
Where have his socks gone
Niall it s all wrong, you ate the food we made for two
Yeah, I, I know it s hard to remember
The boys tried out seperately
It s even harder to picture
They placed at number three
Harry loves to get naked
But the boys never mind
As soon as they got famous
All of the fan girls broke down
Twitcam makes me smile
Someone should tell Niall
To hide his profile
I let Larry Stylinson Prank call my friends
6 râs in Terrence, Zaynâs no pedophile
I m at a Nandos trying to paul home
All of my change I spent on Lou
Where have his socks gone
Niall it s all wrong, you ate the food we made for two
Everytime I read a new fanfic
Louisâ munching on some carrot sticks
Why is Harryâs hair always perfect?
Liamâs only got one kidney left
Weâve got to thank Simon Cowell
For making the boys stay
Louis drove the van so slow
He got stopped twice that day
Zayn has such beautiful eyes
And perfectly quaffed hair
There were women in Sweden
Who wouldnât put their shirts down
Video Diaries
Superman Louis
Liam and Daniel Peazer
And Zayn loves Perrie, Niall and his guitar
Louis and Eleanor,the kazoo and Harry
I m at a Nandos trying to paul home
All of my change I spent on Lou
Where have his socks gone
Niall it s all wrong, you ate the food we made for two
Zayn should probably work on his dance moves
Niall is a big fan of the zoo
Harry used to share a flat with Lou
Liam wonât go near another spoon
Now I m at a Nandos