verse 1
I met a girl in L.A. and she seemed alright to me,
She said she d give me loving and she said it would be free,
She told me she would call me or leave a message at the door,
And left me wondering what I was in for.
verse 2
By the next time that I saw her I had clean forgot her name
And without her fancy make-up she just didn t look the same,
So I totally ignored her and she sadly turned away,
And through sympathy I told her she could stay.
verse 3
Now for two weeks more she was at my door,
She would stay with me for days,
As a lover she was frightening in so many different ways,
But when it came to conversation she was totally absurd,
Oh she d sit for hours and never say a word.
verse 4
She spends her days in different ways, still trying to be hip,
And at night she ll find she ll lose her mind, at a club along the strip,
When her money goes she always knows she got something she can sell,
It s the one thing that she really can do well.