INTRO
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VERSE 1
Truly with his thorn in your side and you don t know why
Julie dips her toe in the tide and you don t know why
CHORUS
No, she don t know why she got all dolled up for a suicide
And when the stage-lights dimmed on the fading scrim,
It was morning before the cheering died
Is it too late to tell you that I don t mind
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VERSE 2
King George in imperial robe and a lazy eye
Knelt down as the semaphore broke on his tawdry bride
CHORUS
But we don t know why he got all stressed out on the motherland
With his TV sets and his fighter jets
And the royal ubiquitous handy cam
Is it too late to tell you that I don t mind
BRIDE
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VERSE 3
Here s you with your mom on your back going into the woods
She s so proud that you re staying on track like a good son should
CHORUS
But you don t know why you got all choked up when you said goodbye
And you can hear her still
When the nights are still
All crying out for calamine
OUTRO
Is it too late to tell you that I don t mind
Is it too late to tell you that I don t mind