A Christmas Duel
The Hives
Letra

                   
I bought no gifts this year
                                 
And I slept with your sister
                                                                                   
I know I should have thought twice before I kissed her
                    
But with the year we had last
                                     
And the dress that she wore
                    
I just went along for the ride
                                      
And I came back for more
                               
And I’m sorry, baby

(That’s all okay honey cause see)
                    
I bought no tree this year
                                     
And I slept with your brother
                         
I wrecked your Daddy’s car
                                                
And went down on your Mother
                 
I set your record collection on fire
                 
And said I never knew
                  
Felt kind of bad about that
                                    
And I know you did too
                                       
So whatever you say, it’s all fine by me
                                              
Who the  anyway wants a Christmas tree

                  
Cause the snow keeps on fallin
         
Even though we were bad
                                             
It’ll cover the filth, we should both just be glad
                                         
And spend this Christmas together

    
I married you last year
                                     
Bet you thought I was sober, right?
                  
But I was drunk as a skunk and I made a mistake you see
                                   
This could all have been over
                                                           
Ah honey please don’t excuse your behaviour
               
Cause I hired a hitman and changed your will
                          
It’s now all in my favour
                                       
So whatever you say, it’s all fine by me
                                               
Who the  anyway wants a Christmas tree
                  
Cause the snow keeps on fallin
          
Even though we were bad
                                            
It’ll cover the filth, we should both just be glad

                                                                         
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together
                                                                         
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together
                                                                         
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together
                                                                         
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together

                                            
Holding on without any reason
              
Cause something’s strong (something’s strong)
                    
This holiday season (this holiday season)

                                       
So whatever you say, it’s all fine by me
                                                        
And who the  anyway wants a Christmas tree
                  
Cause the snow keeps on fallin
         
Even though we were bad
                                             
It’ll cover the filth, we should both just be glad

                                                                         
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together
                                                                         
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together
                                                                         
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together
                                                                         
And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together
(repeat)