The Nun s Litany
Magnetic Fields
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Intro:
I want to be a Playboy s bunny
I d do whatever they asked me to
I d meet people with lots of money
and they would love me
like I loved you
I want to be a topless waitress
I want my mother to shed one tear
I d throw away this old sedate dress
slip into something a tad more sheer
I want to be an artist s model
an odalisque, au naturel
I should be good at spin-the-bottle
while I ve still got something
left to sell
I want to be a cobra dancer
with Little Willie between my thighs
I may not find a cure for cancer
But I ll meet plenty of single guys
I want to be a brothel worker
I ve always been treated like one
If I could be a back-street lurker
I d make more money
and have more fun
I want to be a dominatrix
which isn t like me, but I can dream
learn S and M
and all those gay tricks
And men will pay me to
make them scream
I want to be a o starlet
(for that I ll wait till Mama s dead)
I ll see my name in lights of scarlet
and get to spend every day in bed
I want to be a tattooed lady
dedicated, as I am, to art
Characters bold, complex and shady
will write my memoirs
across my heart.
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