Band: Woodbox Gang
Album: Born With A Tail
All Trouble Head
VERSE 1
I drink whiskey when I m tired of being sober
I drink Drano when I m tired of being hungover and getting older
CHORUS
All the trouble is inside my head
My best friends are dying but enemies are dead
VERSE 2
I got this lovely girl who plants roses in my garden
Her lovely husband he plants landmines in my yard after dark
VERSE 3
I spent all night learning how to dance
When I got home next morning my poor puppy dog he peed his pants, three legged stance
VERSE 4
I had so much to drink that I threw up in the sink
Now my woman thinks that I need to see a shrink and that really stinks
VERSE 5
I hear the best donuts you can get in prison
Are the rubber kind that are big enough for sittin, I aint kiddin
VERSE 6
Freedom s foes carry sorrows off to bed
But heroes drown them all until they re dead, that s what I said