[Intro]
[Verse]
When I get out of the hospital
I m gonna be unstoppable
(When he gets out of the hospital
He s gonna be unstoppable)
I m gonna drink plenty of water
And eat my greens
[Bridge]
(He s gonna join the straight edge scene)
[Chorus]
Hospital s not the place to be
Is what I ve been learning
So tattoo crosses on both my hands
I m not returning
Hospital s not the place to be
Is what I ve been learning
So strip the beds
And burn the sheets
I m not returning
[Verse]
When I get out the hospital
I m never going back at all
(When he gets out of the hospital
He s gonna be unbearable)
I m gonna stay away from drink and drugs
(He s gonna be a bit sanctimonious)
[Chorus]
Hospital s not the place to be
Is what I ve been learning
So tattoo crosses on both my hands
I m not returning
Hospital s not the place to be
Is what I ve been learning
So strip the beds
And burn the sheets
I m not returning
[Interlude]
[Bridge]
When you go booze mental
Remember water s boring
But essential
They tried to make me go to rehab
And I said
That s probably a very good idea
[Outro]
When I get out of the hospital, x8