No Capo
Intro:
You ain t Dolly
And you ain t Porter
She s a little bit fuller
And you re a whole lot shorter
Let s dance all night
And fill the jukebox full of quarters
Cause you ain t Dolly
No, and you ain t Porter
Well I noticed you right off the bat in those cowboy boots
Who couldn t help but see you in that rhinestone suit
That s cause I m the reigning queen of karaoke night
Well if I get drunk enough to sing, hell I just might
Hey now, don t you worry cowboy, cause I ll get you through
We ll sing a cheating song just like they used to do
Cause you ain t Dolly
And you ain t Porter
She s a little bit fuller
And you re a whole lot shorter
Let s drink all night
And fill the jukebox full of quarters
Cause you ain t Dolly
and you ain t Porter
You ll probably see me country singing on The Voice someday
Yeah and I m the guy they wrote about in 50 Shades of Grey
Why don t you come on back to my place and you can have your way
Well baby that sounds tempting, but I just can t stay
Oh we won first prize cowboy, let s just split the dough
Honey I will always love you, but we ll never know
Cause you ain t Dolly
And you ain t Porter
She s a little bit fuller
Yeah, and you re a whole lot shorter
We danced all night and filled the jukebox full of quarters
Cause you ain t Dolly
And you ain t Porter, no
No, you ain t Dolly
And you ain t Porter