Well I fancy Laura Marling,
But She s only sixteen,
She hasn t even finished her GCSE s,
But her voice is just so sexy,
She plays a mean guitar,
I love the songs she sings so much,
I know them off by heart.
Oh Laura, Oh Laura,
What am I going to do,
If only I was 10 years younger,
And I wasn t going bald.
Well I fancy Laura Marling,
But she s already got her man,
He s probably in her science class,
Holding her hand,
She s written him 10 love songs,
I ve only written one,
But if you heard it Laura,
Would you sing along?
Oh Laura, Oh Laura,
What am I going to do,
If only I was 10 years younger,
And I wasn t going bald.
Well I fancy Laura Marling yeah,
But so does everyone,
Just wait until her album s out,
And she s at number one.
I ll still be at Nambuka,
Singing to an empty room,
When she wraps up a sold out tour,
Headlining Sheperd s Bush.
Oh Laura, Oh Laura,
What am I going to do,
If only I was 10 years younger,
And I wasn t going bald.