Intro:
If I drove a truck
And I were waitress
And I ordered coffee
And I poured you some
Then you d stop by on your way sometime later
And if we arm-wrestled I d say that you won
Chorus
Ai-eeee my baby, ride easy
Ride high in the saddle all day
If your lovin is good
And your cookin ain t greasy
HITCH UP the chuck wagon
And we ll ride away
If I were a winsome pale senorita
And I a bull-fighter, down in the sand
While the band kept on playing that Old Paso Doble
I d throw you a flower
Would you take my hand?
Chorus
If I ran the country
Yeah I d be your first lady
And fix up the white house
While you were away
Waitin while I m passing time with world leaders
And later together alone we might lay