Chords by Paul Wingham from Double Dare UK. www.doubledareuk.com
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Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
Shoppers Paradise
Verse 1:
Ground floor Shoppers Paradise habit-dashery, needles, spoons and knives
knuckle-dusters, glass jaws and wooden hearts
Spend your money girls on sprays and lipsticks
tested on bunnies, girls, strays and misfits
ozone friendly rape alarms for those blinding dates another summer of hate
Verse 2:
It s the top shop for the tired and rundown going up for the final comedown
First and second floors, third and fourth world wars
We ve got a free pair of flares, with every hip replacement
just take the stairs to the bargain bat
Babies bottles full ot the milk of human kind nestle.
Chorus:
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
the big shop is open it s a wonderful world
Verse 3:
Top floor Shoppers Paradise we ve got a drunk Father Christmas and The Antichrist
We ve got nothing of value so there s no V.A.T. were going S.H.O.P.P.I.N.G.
We take Visa, Access, American Express
patched-up, hand-me-down, second to next best
clothes for all ages, mothers and babies
Chorus:
Verse 4:
Going down for all the things you missed
all the love. peace and happiness that don t exist
We ve got enpsychopaedias we ve got pic n fix a government freezer full of benefits
A children s assortment we re bigger than Hamleys
We ve got Cabbage Patch orphans from Sylvanian Famllies
Carpets. Iinoleum, holy petroleum,
Chemi-kaze killers, little Hitlers and Napoleans
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls the big shop is open and the world is wonderful
Ending: