[Intro]
[Verse]
I could walk your dog for you or detail your car
Buy you pretty flowers, buy you drinks at the bar
Help you cross an intersection like a good boy scout
Or we could just cut this bullshit, and make out...
I ll give you a four-course meal or a bowl of lucky charms
Whatever it would take to get your sweet ass in my arms
Yeah, we d go to Bob s Big Boy and totally pig out
Or we could just cut this bullshit...
[Chorus]
And make out
Make out
Make out
Make out
Can we skip all the formalities and go back to my house?
And make out?
Let s make out...
[Verse]
I ll show you my collection of Star Wars figurines
Give you chocolate covered pretzels or green apple jelly beans
Yes I d love to do, all the things they say that love s about
Or we could just cut this bullshit...
[Chorus]
And make out
Make out
Make out
Make out
Can we skip all the formalities and go back to my house?
And make out?
Let s make out...
[Bridge]
I might be cuttin to the chase but I m still a fan of chivalry
You know you want it so-so you can t be mad at me
We could waste a lotta time trying to cut in this faux-romance
But I m just a guy and I cannot lie, and I wanna get in those pants...
[Solo]
I could fly us both to Paris to stand on the Effiel Tower
Serenade you with my guitar, play Tenacious D for hours
[Chorus]
N.C.
Hey!-
but let s make out...
make out
Make out
Make out
Can we skip all the formalities and go back to your house?
And-m-m-make out?
Let s make out...
[Outro]
Make out
Make out
Make out
Make out
Make out
Make out
Make out
Make out
Make out
Make out
Make out
Make out