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VERSE 1
They re coming across the border by the thousands everyday
Looking for a better life in the good old U.S.A
Well, everybody s talking about the alians invading
While I m saving every dime for a Mexican vacation
Me, I m headed your way
Hasta luego, Jose
CHORUS
You say âholaâ, Iâll say âhiâ
When I pass you at the border slap me a high five
You better pack a poncho âcause it sure gets cold up here
Me, Iâm headed south for hot women and cheap beer
Hereâs the keys to my Chevrolet
You can have the house and the bills I pay
Welcome to the good olâ U.S.A.
Iâm headed your way, Jose
(Cuervo that is, lilâ sunshine, some margaritas,
Cabo San Lucas, maybe go see Chichinitza, I love that word)
VERSE 2
Up here we work our asses off just tryinâ to get ahead
But you canât spend a dollar if youâve worked yourself to death
From what I hear you way of life is an afternoon siesta
Then back to work for a little while for an all night long fiesta
Me, Iâm headed your way
Well sounds to me like a pretty fair trade
CHORUS
You say âholaâ, Iâll say âhiâ
When I pass you at the border slap me a high five
You better pack a poncho âcause it sure gets cold up here
Me, Iâm headed south for hot women and cheap beer
Hereâs the keys to my Chevrolet
You can have the house and the bills I pay
Welcome to the good olâ U.S.A.
Iâm headed your way, Jose
(White sandy beaches, pesos and jalapenos,
Palm trees, ocean breeze, ah man, Dos Equis)
CHORUS
You say âholaâ, Iâll say âhiâ
When I pass you at the border slap me a high five
You better pack a poncho âcause it sure gets cold up here
Me, Iâm headed south for hot women and cheap beer
Hereâs the keys to my Chevrolet
You can have the house and the bills I pay
Me, I m kickin back in the Mexican shade
Iâm headed your way, Jose
(Yeah, Iâm hittinâ the road, man, give me a little burro to ride on, you
can have my car, that gas is killinâ me)
Tell you what, I ll even say you uh, yeah I ll trade you my work boots for those
sandles your wearin
No really, come on Jose gimme your sandles!)