David Brent - Serpent Who Guards The Gates of Hell
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I m not saying don t trust all women, I m saying, you know, be careful. Every
woman is different. What it s saying is basically, if you re in a relationship,
great. In fact if you were going out with her for over 2 years and you ve actually
bought her an engagement ring and you re totally loyal to her... Just be careful
at a new years eve party that she doesn t get pissed out of her head and you find
her in the toilet on all fours with Phil Hickley.
Man Beware
the lady with the flaming hair (sorta ginger)
she s not what she seems
she will crush your dreams
don t look in her loving eyes
she s a demon in disguiiiseee
and soon only time will tell
she s the serpent who guards the gates of hell
Ba ba dow! And then the whole band would kick in, Forgone Conclusion, and err
like, Mammogram would do a mental solo.
Who s Mammogram?
Mammogram, that was our lead axeman. That wasn t his real name, his real name was Craig Monkford.