Big Ass Garage Sale
Fred Eaglesmith
Well that s an old toaster, it just needs a cord
And there s a full set of coasters, if there was only one more
But that s a brand new barbeque, it s my brother Pete s
When he bought it he forgot that, he doesn t eat meat
Chorus:
And it s a big ass garage sale, at a quarter to ten
No early birds cause, we re sleepin in
Our mama s in prison, we re tryin to raise her bail
We re sellin her things, and it s a big ass garage sale
There s a car out back, it just needs a motor
And a couple a-doors, and a full set of rotors
But it used to run good, it had a whole lotta heart
And the beautiful thing is, we got another one for parts
Chorus:
And it s a big ass garage sale, at a quarter to ten
No early birds cause, we re sleepin in
Our mama s in prison, we re tryin to raise her bail
We re sellin her things, and it s a big ass garage sale
It s a big ass garage sale
It s a big ass garage sale