Tedious people, tiresome town under the gaze of the mayoral frown
Always calm with a gentle breeze - Tarkus in black vinyl please.
What would you do?
If the sexton s wife from the best kept village nearby came running
With bells round her neck and said
You d better move away, tomorrow or today
Cos when the owl starts laughing we will all fall down
There s an outbreak of Vitas Gerulaitis on the way.
Why it s Mr Kowalski - it was you all along
That ski lodge would have been mine if it wasn t for you meddling kids.
But what can you do?
When your mum s in Rampton bouncing off the walls
And singing Who s afraid of Virginia Wade?
Why do that today when you can always put it off until tomorrow?
DCD
Was our motto, subsequently engraved on a plaque
As a reminder of the attack of Vitas Gerulaitis.
We all fall down, we all fall down,
We all fall down, we all fall down,
Who s afraid of Virginia Wade?
Who s afraid of Virginia Wade?
An outbreak of Vitas Gerulaitis in the town
DCD DCD
In the town, in the town, in the town
We all fall down.