Crazy Fool by Hylo Brown - www.hylobrown.com
Transcribed by DWdrummer67.
Tuning: Standard (capo 4th fret)
Well the other night when I come in as drunk as I could be
Found a horse in the stable, where my horse oughta be
Now come here little wifey and explain this thing to me
How come a horse in the stable, where my horse oughta be?
She said you blind fool, you crazy fool, canât you never see
Itâs only a milk cow your mammy gave to me
Well I been around this wide world a thousand times or more
A saddle on a milk cows back, Iâve never seen before
Well the next night that I come home as drunk as I could be
Found a hat, a hanginâ on a rack where my hat oughta be
Well come here little wifey and explain this thing to me
How come a hat a hanginâ on a rack, where my hat oughta be?
She said you blind fool, you crazy fool, canât you never see
Itâs only a dish pan your mammy gave to me
Well I been around this wide world a thousand times or more
A hat band on a dish pan, Iâve never seen before
Well the next night that I come home as drunk as I could be
Found a head on a pillow, where my head oughta be
Now come here little wifey and explain this thing to me
How come a head on a pillow, where my head oughta be?
She said you blind fool, you crazy fool, canât you never see
Itâs only a cabbage head, your mammy gave to me
Well I been around this wide world a thousand times or more
A moustache on a cabbage head, Iâve never seen before