Capo 4, or adjust based on needs :)
I loved being princess down in this beautiful ocean blue
But mermaids are going missing; they end up in someoneâs stew
So just try to put yourself in to somebody elseâs gills
Youâre killing my ecosystem with fishing and oil spills (oh no)
Thank you, BP (thank you BP-P-P); Thank you, BP (thank you BP-P-P)
The British are killing, oil is spilling, now I canât see
Chinamen feast on Flounderâs fins, plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends
Oceans are browning; I think Iâm drowning, thanks to BP (you suck)
Hey, Iâm okay, but Iâm slightly scared; my husbandâs a mark for the War on Terror
Aladdin was taken by the CIA
Weâre not Taliban; youâve got the wrong man, in Guantanamo Bay!
Prince Ali, where could he be; drowning in wa-wa?
Interrogation from the Nation of the Free
Bin Ladenâs taken the fall; weâre not trained pilots at all
Jafar went crazy, and no one put up a fuss
Weâre for freedom; Genie can vouch for us
Bush was crazy; Obamaâs lazy; Al-Qaidaâs not in this country!
Set free my Prince Ali
This townâs gone wild since I married Adam
They think Iâm going straight to Hell (Sheâll burn in Hell)
But the charges laid on me of could wind up getting me thrown in a cell (she is a witch)
Oh, Iâm overrun by mad men (weâre all crazy);
I hear they plan to burn me at the stake (the witch will fry, that Belle must die)
They legit believe Iâm Satan
And now I hear that PETAâs gonna take my beast away
After John Smith travelled back to England, I helped my people cultivate the fields
âFore English, French, and Spaniards came to visit
And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel
They forced us into unknown lands of exile
They pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead
So now Iâm far more liberal with a weapon
When I separate their bodies from their heads (wait, what?!)
Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy, or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?
Can you shoot an arrow in some French guyâs eyeball (sacrebleu!)?
Can you paint with the red colors in these men?
I can murder if I please, cuz Iâm dying of disease!
I can paint with the red colors in these men