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Being alone on Valentine s day doesn t bother me
Normally, I don t exude lugubriosity
But this year I am curious,
What it s like to feel blue
Though it may be spurious,
I ve got nothing else to do
And I m gonna shed tear after tear
Not that I m a lonely guy,
but Valentine s comes but once a year
I might as well give it a try
So I ll partake in all the weeping whims that I can find
Maybe watch Eternal Sunshine Of the Spotless Mind
Dress all grim and gruesome
Drive until I m ill
Watch the happy twosomes,
Whom if I were truly lonely I would probably want to kill
And I m gonna shed tear after tear
Not that I m a lonely guy,
but Valentine s comes but once a year
I might as well give it a try