[Verse 1]
N.C.
There s Bourbon in the bathtub, eyelashes in the sink
I m trying not to throw up on my thrift store mink
N.C.
There s someone on my pillow who says he works on tech
I beat him at Nintendo, who knows what happens next
[Pre-Chorus]
I know, I know, I know, I know
This is looking like a shit show
And I m not gonna try to say
That it isn t what it is though
Don t cry about it, baby
Don t be so uptight
And I defense it all
Looked so damn glamorous last night
[Chorus]
Where is my purse?
Who s this person in my phone?
I m pretty sure
I m the worst at self-control
Sometimes it hurts
Living so rock n roll
But it could be worse
I could be responsible
[Verse 2]
I should be with Amy cause she s just so adult
She washes off her make-up and her voicemail isn t full
And if I called her up right now to save me from this mess
She d probably come and get me, but I don t know the address
[Pre-Chorus]
And I know, I know, I know, I know
This is looking like a shit show
And I m not gonna try to say
That it isn t what it is though
Don t cry about it, baby
Don t be so uptight
And I defense it all
Looked so damn glamorous last night
[Chorus]
Where is my purse?
Who s this person in my phone?
I m pretty sure
I m the worst at self-control
Sometimes it hurts
Living so rock n roll
But it could be worse
I could be responsible
[Bridge]
Officer, that ticket
I swear it s in the mail
But if not, how will I send it
If you take me to jail?
[Pre-Chorus]
(palm mute)
And I know, I know, I know, I know
This is looking like a shit show
And I m not gonna try to say
That it isn t what it is though
Don t cry about it, baby
Don t be so uptight
N.C.
And I defense it all
Looked so damn glamorous last night
[Chorus]
Where is my purse?
Who s this person in my phone?
I m pretty sure
I m the worst at self-control
Sometimes it hurts
Living so rock n roll
But it could be worse
I could be responsible
[Outro]
I, I, I, I could be responsible
I, I, I, I could be responsible
I, I, I, I could be responsible
I, I, I, I could be responsible