I Hate Jimmy Page
Mindless Self Indulgence
Letra

I'm just another little got with a problem
ing around over someone else's hard-on
I got the balls with the foul smelling DJ
Suckaz can reach out and touch me and eat me
(Ohh my , I like it!)
Looking for love in all the wrong places
Black a la mode with the mummified faces
Am i animal, vegetable mineral or
I'm a bad ass tell me i'm a bad ass
I don't need you and i dont' need a break
If i wasn't here i'd be out getting laid
Please please play the whole damn song
A 2 minute song is just 1 minute and 59 seconds
too god damn long
(ya ya ya ya ya)
I hate jimmy page
(ya ya ya ya ya)
Get your got off the stage
(ya ya ya ya ya)
Bite the future and the past
(ya ya ya ya ya)
Cause my whole shit will never last
I hold the microphone with my butt now
Who like that song 5 year old Pantyshot now
yeah yeah dat could be a real big record
Cause its got the bump with the molestation
I'm lower than most animals
And fear waht might be weird
And all those voices in my head
Have every right to be there
I aint a girl just cuz i rock the boat
I aint a boy just cuz i work your world
Bad boy don't you my dolly
I'll kiss my ass and put a mothering smile on my face
And i get real stupid and you and you and you
Can't stop me
I'll show you how official midgets jack me off
(ya ya ya ya ya)
I hate jimmy page
(ya ya ya ya ya)
Kick us gots off the stage
(ya ya ya ya ya)
Bite the future and the past
(ya ya ya ya ya)
Cause my whole shit will never last
One day i'm a do the ing
One day i'm a screw the ing
No cheese below is gonna show you who you is
so there's no need to ask it
He put this out his back
And he won't break his shit
When you say that he's nothing
I said that he's nothing
I make the laws
I be the lawmaker
When you looks me upside down
Don't forget to yourself
You're so wrong with yo' jive
You don't know me while the hell you come to gimme ds
You so wrong with yo' jive now
There are some things in life i don't like
And thus is what i just did
So i took a big hit of who the give a shit
Yo not i i am destined to die
And ADD to me means you don't have to ask me why
(ya ya ya ya ya)
I hate jimmy page
(ya ya ya ya ya)
Kick us gots off the stage
(ya ya ya ya ya)
the future and bite the past
(ya ya ya ya ya)
Cause my whole shit will never last
I'll show you how official midgets jack me off