Capo 4th
I m dirty Susanna
I ve got problems with grammar
So boy where s your manners
Come buy me a slammer
X2
She said how you doing
Welcome to Canning Town
I ain t got much money
And I talk real funny
Now let me in the back of your van
Now then I ve had a couple of drinks
But you look a bit of alright
and I put your bands sticker on me primark knickers
and I think that might have broken the ice
And she told me her brother was a thief
A dead ney for knocking out coppers teeth
Her mum stayed home washing all the pots and pans
And when her old man came home he knocked her round
And she told me her mother was on meph
Her daddy used to run with the ICF
I like getting out now then to catch a breath and meet a bloke or two
And thats when she said
I m dirty Suzanna
I ve got problems with grammar
Some say it s my stammer
But it s not not my fault
So boy where s your manners
Come buy me a slammer
And you ll get laid
And I will call you Dave
Yeah I will call you Dave
Even though your name is Steve
She said that her last fella
He was a proper upmarket guy
Said he took her to the races
And all the nice places like Nandos and TGI
She reached for her sambucca
As I notice her tatoo
It was a love heart with Steve
It was written down her sleeve
Yeah my last bloke was called Dave too
She told me she stuggled with her speech
And ducked a lot of school to go hang out on the street
She tried so hard even *spoke of therapy*
No matter what she tried said it never worked for me
She told me she never had no friends
But made a few aquaintances by opening her legs
I think you and me we could probably go the length and have a sprog or two
And that s when she said
I m dirty Suzanna
I ve got problems with grammar
Some say it s my stammer
But it s not not my fault
So boy where s your manners
Come buy me a slammer
And you ll get laid
And I will call you Dave
Yeah I will call you Dave
Even though your name is Steve
, , ,
She said lets go out
Lets go out to the cinema
There s a Vue in Beckton or Dagenham
And it really ain t that far
You can bring the big van
I ll bring the condoms and we can
all through the night
That s why they call me dirty Suzanne
And if I should have a baby
We ll get a council flat
Or maybe get a council house
Nah, you need three kids for that
You can take me shopping to Lakeside if we re flash
And we ll have all we need
Child Benefits and that
I m dirty Suzanna
I ve got problems with grammar
Some say it s my stammer
But it s not not my fault
I m dirty Suzanna
I ve got problems with grammer
Some say it s my stammer
But it s not not my fault
So boy where s your manners
Come buy me a slammer
And you ll get laid
And I will call you Dave
Yeah I will call you Dave
Even though your name is Steve