I m the Urban Spaceman
by Neil Innes, The Bonzo Dog Do Da Band
1968
I m the urban spaceman, baby, I ve got speed, I ve got everything I need.
I m the urban spaceman, baby, I couldn t fly, I m a supersonic guy
I don t need pleasure, I don t feel pain, if you were to knock me down, I d just get up again
I m the urban spaceman, baby, I m making out, I m all about
I wake up every morning with a smile upon my face
My natural exuberance spills out all over the place
I m the urban spaceman, I m intelligent and clean, know what I mean
I m the urban spaceman, as a lover second to none, it s a lot of fun
I never let my friends down, I ve made a boop
I m a glossy magazine, an advert on the tube
I m the urban spaceman, baby, here comes the twist
I don t exist.