Pretty sure it s right... Enjoy!
One, Two, Three, Bieber.
(4x)
Well, I hang my head
As I hobble around,
Snacking on brains
In this lonley town,
Cause I ate my family
And I chewed my friends...
Yeah, I ain t gonna die,
But I ll never feel alive again.
(6x) (1x) (4x) (1x) (4x) (1x)
(Zombie rap, let s go!)
Life s tough, man,
It;s damn mean...
I can t use my Pantene
Pro-V on my hair
Or my hand cream,
Because my hands got gangrene.
I ve got cramps in my limbs and phalanges.
Those are fingers you dumbdumb,
I m angry!
Cause my life is a walking nightmare,
I ve got 99 problems and 14 are banshees!
Hamburger sized black moles,
My canker sores look like black holes,
My sack tends to dangle and shrivel and fall off,
My skin s like a singed pterodactyl s.
But... I ve still got my baby;
She s got rabies.
I love her.
She s crazy.
My baby eats babies and ladies...
Who snack on fresh babies
Make great zombie ladies!
Repeat Chorus
Aww - break it down!
G Mute Mute Mute (4x)
Yeah, I ain t gonna die,
But I ll never feel alive again.
Said, I ain t gonna die,
But I ll never feel alive again. (Woo-hoo),
Aww, I ain t gonna die,
But I ll never feel alive again.
Yes, I ain t gonna die,
But I ll never feel alive again.
Mmm... Babies...
G (fade out)