Chokin the Gopher
intro
I ve been swimming in a pool of goldfish
Pretending they re piranha
Sleeping with a girl named Katie
Pretending her name is Donna
Would you like to know what I m doing
In my shack out in the woods
I can t tell you, but it s something feels so
good
I m choking the gopher,
I m slamming the ham
I m pounding the rocket,
flogging the dolphin
Oh yes I am!
I m choking the gopher,
chalking the cue
I m spanking the monkey
And I m thinking bout you
same thing for second verse
between that and female part
I m juicing the mango,
I m flipping the switch,
I m orbiting Venus
and I don t need a *enis
To be one sexed up *itch!
I m gilding the lily,
I m taming the shrew,
I m saucing the taco
And I m not thinking bout you!
I m smacking the cracker,
I m attacking Peru
I m choking the gopher
And I m thinking bout you
I m choking the gopher
And I m thinking bout you