Write Like the Wind (George R.R. Martin) by Paul and Storm
www.paulandstorm.com
George R. R. Martin, please write, and write faster
You re not going to get any younger, you know
Winter is coming, I m growing impatient
And you ve still got two more damn books left to go
So write, George, write like the wind!
I curse the day that my friend ever loaned me
An old dog-eared paperback called Game of Thrones
How could I know that this seed would grow into
An addiction that held me, right down to my bones
Now, five books later, I lurk with the masses
Indignant, entitled, and waiting for word
That the great Bearded Glacier has finally published
Nine hundred more pages of crack for the nerds
Why does every new verse of your song
Keep taking you so goddamn long?
George R. R. Martin, please write, and write faster
Please give us boiled leather, and sigils and steel
We need our allotment of incest and intrigue
And six page descriptions of every last meal
So write, George, write like the wind!
Lewis took five years to chronicle Narnia
Tolkien had twelve years, and Rowling took ten
Lucas spent nearly three decades on Star Wars
And we all know how that one turned out in the end
You re not our bitch, and you re not a machine
And we don t mean to dictate how you spend your days
But please, bear in mind, in the time that you ve had,
William Shakespeare churned out thirty-five friggin plays
And if you keep writing so slow
You ll hold up the HBO show
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George R. R. Martin, please write, and write faster
Cause we won t stop whining until we re appeased
Crap out the chapters and George, while you re at it
Stop killing our favourite characters, please
And write, George, write... like the wind!
(George R.R. Martin, please write, and write faster
Before you are dead, George, please write like the wind)
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