Joanie, The Jehovahâs Witness Stripper by Paul Thorn
Transcribed by DWdrummer67.
Note: Use U-G s 2nd fret variation for the A5 chord. When paul plays this
he rocks between the Em position and an F#5 position (4th fret same
strings. After the A5 position, he rocks to a B5 position (4th fret same
strings). I merely transcribbed it this way for ease of play. Another
great campfire tune. Enjoy!
Tuning: Standard (capo 4th fret)
She drives a new car, wears expensive blouses
She tells her mama, sheâs cleaninâ houses
She goes out witnessing, doinâ the Lords work all week
But on the weekends, sheâs makinâ ends meet
Chorus:
Joanie⦠the Jehovahâs witness stripper
Put a dollar in her G-string⦠and sheâll deliver
If her daddy only knew, heâd probably kill her
Joanie⦠the Jehovahâs witness stripper
One night down at the club, her daddy walked in
He didnât recognize, his daughter dancinâ
She wore a blonde wig, he had sun-glasses
When she got naked, he started clappinâ
Chorus: (Repeat)
Bridge:
If you ask her why she does it, she looks at it this way
She says Iâm countinâ all my blessings, every night when I get paid
She once lived in poverty, now everythingâs alright
The Lord showed her how to make a thousand dollars in a night
Chorus: (Repeat)