Rodney Carrington â Dancinâ With A Man
I saw her sitting in a bar room
In that smokey atmosphere
She smiled back at me
As I drank that one last beeraa
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Then she pulled me on the dance floori,o
And we danced a song or two
It was then I realized that I
Had bit off more than I can chew.
I think Iâm Dancin With A Man
She got calluses on her hand
Sheâs got a voice like Johnny Cash
Is she hiding a mustache
I think Iâm Dancin With A Man.
We sat down and talked awhile
And we listened to the band
Oh then a friend of mine walked by
And he asked her if she d dance
And he gently took her hand, oooh oooh
And he twirled her round and round
It looked like he was having fun
Until her skirt fell to the ground.
I think he s Dancin With A Man
The boys at the lodge won t understand
As they two stepped across the floor
I quickly headed for the door
I think he s Dancin With A Man.
Good Lord were Dancin With A Man
It will be known through out the land
Two boys from Texas danced a gig
With a dude who wore a wig
We ve been Dancin With A Man.
She crushed a beer can on her head
Good Lord her foreheads red
We ve been Dancin With A Man damn big Man.
Alternate verse 2 (Live version)
I think Iâm Dancin With A Man
She got calluses on her hand
Sheâs got a voice deeper than mine
Is she gets a stiffy when we grind
I think Iâm Dancin With A Man.
Alternate Verse 3 (Live version)
I think he s Dancin With A Man
The boys at the lodge won t understand
With her hand on his behind
They two stepped til half past nine
I think he s Dancin With A Man.
Alternate Verse 4 (Live Version)
Ahhh s**t, I think were Dancin With A Man
It will be known through out the land
Two boys from Texas danced a gig
With a dude who wore a wig
We ve been Dancin With A Man.