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Well I m a counterman at the Auto Zone store in Birmingham Alabama
We got everything from A to Z some miscellaneous and what have ya
I got the parts to fix all the parts of cars that make em all blow smoke
But I ain t got the part for the part of my heart that woman of mine just broke
Well I m a counterman and I s a countin on her just to stay with me the resta my life
I s crazy for wishin that blond beautician would settle down and be my wife
I d bet a set of plugs she s powdered up and painted, dancin holes in her high heels
Cause she s purty as a cherry 57 Chevy and smooth as an Oldsmobile
I even talked to the fram air filter man about makin her Miss December
On the calender for the customers and distributors and vendors
well my mama said it d probably go to her head and hell I guess my mama was right
Cause I m puttin cashews in my coat, she s at the Burgundy Room tonight
Well I m a counterman and I s a countin on her just to stay with me the resta my life
Hell I s crazy for wishin that wild beautician would settle down and be my wife
I d bet a set of plugs she s powdered up and painted, dancin holes in her high heels
cause she purty as a cherry 57 Chevy and smooth as an Oldsmobile
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Ah she s purty as a cherry 57 Chevy and smooth as an Oldsmobile