If you watch alot of Comedy Central Presents you might ve seen Stephen Lynch
perform his hilariously funny songs of a suggestive and questionable nature
before. Here is one of them called Hermaphroditey.
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INTRO:
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Verse 1:
She s part girl, she s part boy,
She s got parts everyone can enjoy.
She s got more, she s got less,
She s got her manhood tucked in her dress.
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Verse 2:
Is she a mister or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when she s taking a piss?
She s my little girl, yeah she s my little guy,
When I try to please her I get poked in the eye!
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Verse 3:
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She wears lace and she wears flannel,
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She watches football AND the Lifetime channel!
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Whats that bulge under her nighty?
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It must be Hermaphroditey!
Verse 4:
Some things are white,
Some things are black,
Some girls wear make-up,
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Mine shaves her back.
She is still beautiful,
She is still fine,
It s too bad her package
Is bigger than mine.
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Verse 5:
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She can t help her imperfections,
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She gets jock itch from her yeast infections,
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Who stole all my tighty whities?
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It must be Hermaphroditey!