This is a funny song by Stephen Lynch. Its a song to sing when you are with friends. I
you have as much fun with this song as I have :D
You say thats you re leaving but just for a day
The company wants you to fly to LA
So you leave me alone and i sit and i say
What will i do today
(This one is picked)
Today while you re away
I will...
Sniff all your underwear
Dress in your clothes
Pleasure myself inside your pantyhose
I know it s not easy
To leave me alone
But it s more fun
When you re not home
Yeah it s more fun when you re not home
I will
use all your tampons
Soil your pajamas.
Make obscene phone calls
to both of your grandmas
I know it s not easy to leave me alone.
But it s more fun when you re not home
Yeah its more fun when you re not home