She s Got a Smile
by Stephen Lynch
submitted by ParrotEMT (aka Buddascotchpuddin!)
Very simple, very funny...
Finger pick through G C D G for the verses
She s got a smile, oh she s got a smile
And she s flashing it right at me
She s got a wink, a wink across the bar
and I know that s meant to be.
She s got a walk, oh she s walking over
and I think this could be my day.
She s got a ... friend, oh she s a got a friend
Why she standing in her way?
*strum
Its a big fat friend
Oh God there s always one (Big fat friend)
To spoil my f**king fun.
Now baby baby baby if its boots you want to knock
Leave your chubby friend at home because she s gonna
block the c**k
Now I m afraid of no man, with any I l contend,
But I cannot compete with your big fat friend
*pick again
So big fat friend, ah we meet again,
You won t leave her alone
you roll your eyes, make sarcastic comments
while you re sucking on a chicken bone
I see you, you think you won the battle but I tend to disagree
See I know you, and your Achilles Heel and he s standing next to me
My non-discriminating friend
So what that you re a cow (non discriminating friend)
I ll nail you any how.
I know that he s no looker and he s had a couple rounds
But for every shot of Jeger hey you lose a couple pounds.
Now baby baby baby bring the evening to an end
Just you and me and my pal and your Big Fat Friend