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Dear Eloise I am writing to say a number of funny things 
          
I heard today. 
                                       
I heard that he s left you and run off to sea. Could be 
                           
the best thing that s happened to me. 
 
( 2-3-4)   Verse 1 
 
                              
Writing this letter to make you feel better 
                          
Sorry to hear that he s left you this way 
                             
I could have told you he was much older 
                    
So much older than you 
 
           Verse 2 
 
You rushed in blindly he treated you kindly 
Until he found out what he could get from you 
You shold have departed before he got started 
Now you ve been burned just like I said you would 
 
           Bridge 
                                                          
Please read this letter closely It s beneficial to you 
                                              
You must read in between the lines the message you 
       
will see  
                                       
And if you use your mind you ll find I want you back 
           
with me      
 
 Ba  Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba (ect sung to verse) 
 
  Repeat bridge 
 
  Repeat first verse 
 
  Repeat Intro   end 
 
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