Artist: The Lonely Island
Song: Mother Lover
Intro:
Oh dang, what is it dawg?
I forgot its Mothers Day
Didn t get a gift for her
Other plans got in the way
She ll be so disappointed
Damn I forgot it too
This could have been avoided
What the hell are we gonna do?
My moms been so forlorn ever since my daddy left, COLD
No one to hold her tight life has put her to the test
I know just what you mean, my mom s been so sad and gray, WORD
My dad can t satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away
Hold Up, you thinkin what I m thinkin , I m thinkin I m thinkin too
Slow up, What time is it dawg, it s time for a switcharoo
We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break em off, show em how much they really mean
Chorus:
Cause I m a mother lover, you re a mother lover
We should f*** each others mothers, f*** each others moms
I ll push in that place that you came out as a baby
Ain t no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in each others moms
Cause every mother s day needs a mother s night
If doing it is wrong, I don t wanna be right
I m callin on you cause I can t do it myself
To me you re like a brother, so be my mother lover
I ll be laying on the couch waitin for you mom clutchin on this lube and roses
I got my digital camera, I mma make your momma do a million poses
They will be so surprised, we are so cool and thoughtful
Can t wait to pork your mom, Im ma be the syrup she can be my waffle
Show d up, my mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
Straight up, give it to my mom ------doggystyle
This is the perfect plan, for a perfect mother s day
They ll have to rename this one all up under the covers day
Chorus:
Cause I m a mother lover, you re a mother lover
We should f*** each others mothers ,f*** each others moms
I ll push in their place where you came out as a baby
Ain t no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in each others moms, break it down
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
And while you re in my mother, make me another brother, Yeah
And while I m in your mother, I ll never use a rubber, Oh!
Cause every mother s day needs a mother s night
If doing it is wrong, I don t wanna be right
I m callin on you cause I can t do it myself
To me you re like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so Im ma sex her right
This is the second best idea that we ve ever had
The choice can be no other, be my mother lover
Happy Mother s Day
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Capo 5 Version
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Capo 5
Intro:
Oh dang, what is it dawg?
I forgot its Mothers Day
Didn t get a gift for her
Other plans got in the way
She ll be so disappointed
Damn I forgot it too
This could have been avoided
What the hell are we gonna do?
My moms been so forlorn ever since my daddy left, COLD
No one to hold her tight life has put her to the test
I know just what you mean, my mom s been so sad and gray, WORD
My dad can t satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away
Hold Up, you thinkin what I m thinkin , I m thinkin I m thinkin too
Slow up, What time is it dawg, it s time for a switcharoo
We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break em off, show em how much they really mean
Chorus:
Cause I m a mother lover, you re a mother lover
We should f*** each others mothers, f*** each others moms
I ll push in that place that you came out as a baby
Ain t no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in each others moms
Cause every mother s day needs a mother s night
If doing it is wrong, I don t wanna be right
I m callin on you cause I can t do it myself
To me you re like a brother, so be my mother lover
I ll be laying on the couch waitin for you mom clutchin on this lube and roses
I got my digital camera, I mma make your momma do a million poses
They will be so surprised, we are so cool and thoughtful
Can t wait to pork your mom, Im ma be the syrup she can be my waffle
Show d up, my mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
Straight up, give it to my mom ------doggystyle
This is the perfect plan, for a perfect mother s day
They ll have to rename this one all up under the covers day
Chorus:
Cause I m a mother lover, you re a mother lover
We should f*** each others mothers ,f*** each others moms
I ll push in their place where you came out as a baby
Ain t no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in each others moms, break it down
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
And while you re in my mother, make me another brother, Yeah
And while I m in your mother, I ll never use a rubber, Oh!
Cause every mother s day needs a mother s night
If doing it is wrong, I don t wanna be right
I m callin on you cause I can t do it myself
To me you re like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so Im ma sex her right
This is the second best idea that we ve ever had
The choice can be no other, be my mother lover
Happy Mother s Day
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Capo 7 Version
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Capo 7
Intro:
Oh dang, what is it dawg?
I forgot its Mothers Day
Didn t get a gift for her
Other plans got in the way
She ll be so disappointed
Damn I forgot it too
This could have been avoided
What the hell are we gonna do?
My moms been so forlorn ever since my daddy left, COLD
No one to hold her tight life has put her to the test
I know just what you mean, my mom s been so sad and gray, WORD
My dad can t satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away
Hold Up, you thinkin what I m thinkin , I m thinkin I m thinkin too
Slow up, What time is it dawg, it s time for a switcharoo
We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break em off, show em how much they really mean
Chorus:
Cause I m a mother lover, you re a mother lover
We should f*** each others mothers, f*** each others moms
I ll push in that place that you came out as a baby
Ain t no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in each others moms
Cause every mother s day needs a mother s night
If doing it is wrong, I don t wanna be right
I m callin on you cause I can t do it myself
To me you re like a brother, so be my mother lover
I ll be laying on the couch waitin for you mom clutchin on this lube and roses
I got my digital camera, I mma make your momma do a million poses
They will be so surprised, we are so cool and thoughtful
Can t wait to pork your mom, Im ma be the syrup she can be my waffle
Show d up, my mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
Straight up, give it to my mom ------doggystyle
This is the perfect plan, for a perfect mother s day
They ll have to rename this one all up under the covers day
Chorus:
Cause I m a mother lover, you re a mother lover
We should f*** each others mothers ,f*** each others moms
I ll push in their place where you came out as a baby
Ain t no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in each others moms, break it down
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
And while you re in my mother, make me another brother, Yeah
And while I m in your mother, I ll never use a rubber, Oh!
Cause every mother s day needs a mother s night
If doing it is wrong, I don t wanna be right
I m callin on you cause I can t do it myself
To me you re like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so Im ma sex her right
This is the second best idea that we ve ever had
The choice can be no other, be my mother lover
Happy Mother s Day