Mailman came while you were out
I was sleeping at your house
Letter from your lover with an Ottawa address
Filled the shower up with steam
Find out what you mean to him
Before I hand it over
I ll push the flap back down and press
Yes, I ll leave everything the way I found it
I ll bet I m the best houseguest
Houseguest you ever had
I ll bet I m the best houseguest
Houseguest you ever had
I never leave my socks around
I always keep the TV down
x2 x2
And when I leave, I never leave a mess
We were resting on the couch
There was nothing much to watch
Other than my manners
And your waning graciousness
I eased your thumb off the remote
Placed my palms against your throats
The heat in here s infernal
And so s that entry in your journal
Yeah, it changed everything the day I found it
I bet I m the best houseguest
Houseguest you ever had
I ll bet I m the best houseguest
Houseguest you ever had
I ve done things in your room
You d be ashamed to accuse me of
It s just a tendency I have when certain people
Refuse me love
Refuse me love
Refuse me love
You refuse
I accuse
Yes, and I leave everything the way I found it