[Thomas](Spoken): Well, this year it could be different... right? Right?
I ll cut out carbs to lose some weight
[Logan]: That s a lie.
[Thomas]: I won t go to bed so late.
[Patton]: LIE!
[Thomas]: I won t be so shy to date.
[Logan]: LIE
[Thomas]: I won t do so much riffing
[Roman]: Lieeeeee...
[Thomas]: I ll go to the gym and get real strong.
[Patton]: Lie!
[Thomas]: All my work, I won t prolong.
[Logan]: Hah! Lie.
[Thomas]: I ll stick to goals the whole year long
[Patton]: ANOTHER LIE!
[Thomas]: I won t sing so many Disney songs.
[Roman]: You re kidding, right?
[Virgil]: Let s face the facts and come to terms, it s time to realize
These goals are only merely hope we quickly leave behind
They re lies, lies, lies, lies, lieeeeees!~
[Virgil](Spoken): Give it up. Resolutions are nothing more than empty promises to yourself.
Shouldn t even try.
[Thomas](Spoken): Look- Okay, maybe thinking big like that is not the way to go,
but resolutions don t have to be big. They can be reasonable.
[Thomas]: I could cook a meal or four.
[Patton]: True
[Thomas]: Keep my clothes neater in my drawer.
[Roman]: TRUE.
[Thomas]: Improve my credit score.
[Logan]: >>SO TRUE