Intro:
My girlfriend dumped my five days ago
You re my favorite couple and I wanted you to know
Yeah two is company three is a crowd
But Friday nights coming up and I heard you re going out
Well I ve been down since she s been gone
And if you don t mind I d like to tag along
And be a
Third wheel
Would it be alright
I ain t got nothing going
Can I hang with yall tonight
Third wheel
Don t let me stay home
I know you wanna be together but I don t wanna be alone
We can go walking and look at the moon
Or get a hot fudge sunday with an extra spoon
You can park the car run your fingers through her hair
I ll be in the back seat you won t even know I m there
How bout the cheesecake factory
Just you and her and me
I m gonna be a
Third wheel
Wouldn t it be great
Don t mind me carry on with your date
third wheel
Don t let me stay home
I know you wanna be together
But I don t wanna be alone
Lets go shopping give me the keys
Or and awkward pic-nic by the oak tree
We could stay in and watch DVD s
Or you could play twister and I could referee
I m gonna be a
third wheel
That s what I ll do
You can act like I ain t irratating you
Third wheel
I ll make myself at home
Thanks to you two
(Play intro again)
I ll never be alone
Here we go and a one and a two and a third wheel!